mission statement:

malmo exists solely for the purpose of creating kick-ass music, unsullied by the dirty, filthy hands of greedy record labels and industry whores. malmo promises that he will never sell himself for personal gain and that his music will remain freely accessible to all through his website(s). malmo is doing this to save his soul because his day job sure isn't helping.

this mission statement contains forward-looking statements that are based on malmo's expectations, projections, and estimates. words such as "promises" are intended to identify forward-looking statements. forward-looking statements are made pursuant to the safe harbor provisions of the Private Securities Litigation Reform Act of 1995, as amended. these statements are not guarantees of future performance and involve certain risks and uncertainties, which are difficult to predict. therefore, actual future results and trends may differ materially from what is forecast in forward-looking statements due to a variety of factors.

members:

malmo - vocals, guitar
malmo - guitar
malmo - bass
malmo - drums, gong, claps
malmo - keys, random noises
malmo - eye candy

bio:

in 2002, malmo decided to start writing music, because, as he put it, "that's how you get the ladies." and of course, he was wrong. so, so terribly wrong. in addition to writing music and giving it away for free (because you can't put a price on genius, except maybe if you could, it would be something like $0.99 per song), malmo often does other things, which he will not tell you about here. maybe some other time, over a nice cup of coffee. but only if it leads to us going back to your place. and doing strawberry shortcake puzzles.

malmo used to run another website. that website has since been taken down. if you can find copies of the old songs i will be most impressed. O_O

about this website:

malmo is many things, as you can clearly see above in the "members" section. what he is NOT, however, is a website guru or graphic designer. if you are having trouble viewing this page because there are problems with fonts, and/or layout of images and text, please do not complain. the site looks perfectly fine on malmo's computer, which he believes to be set up in a manner similar to at least 90% of the computer-using world. the amount of time it would take for him to learn how to design a robust website would be multiples of the amount of time it would take for you to adjust your screen and computer settings. so really, please try not to be an asshole when visiting this site.